Touching down in Montego Bay, I am reminded vaguely of Cancun,Â Mexico’s sunny, all-inclusive answer to Tijuana. The hotels in Jamaica aren’t as monstrously immoderate yet the enfilade of one over-developed beachfront property after another radiates the same unsettling heat of population density.Â It appears as though MoBay, as the touristic area is called, has been developed in hopeful homage to the success story just acrossÂ theÂ Caribbean. More to the point, that means catering to the specific needs of an all-inclusive AmericanÂ tourist: cheap food, cheaper liquor, and cheapÂ building. And while I certainly can’t begrudge anyone their right to a value-for-money vacation, I often question why anyone would choose a foreign holiday when their destination of choice seems purposefully built to shut out anything and everything that might qualify as foreign. Gated resorts, anodyne surroundings, food and drink in excessive quantity, if not quality – wouldn’tÂ it be more economical to go to Florida?Â So you can imagine the smile that turned my frown upside down when my car turned intoÂ Half Moon, a 400-acre antidote to the rash of Cancunitis. Tucked away in the Rose Hall enclave of Montego Bay, the 56-year-old resort features two miles of empty, white-sand beach set against a lush and lengthy jungle landscape. In addition to spacious villa-style accommodations – and a dolphin lagoon – there’sÂ Fern Tree, the spa at Half Moon, with signature beachfront spa suites and its very own Spa Elder. Plus, despite being booked to capacity it doesn’t feel remotely crowded. In fact, outside of theÂ restaurantÂ I don’t see a blessed soul, let alone aÂ wristband reveler – or machete-wielding homophobe.