So it’s downright delightful to get lost in a hotel room that could easily house ten people. My biggest concern on arriving was whether I would be here long enough to avail myself of both the second and third bathrooms. Talk about an embarrassment of riches.
Quick technical clarification: Seven Stars is not at a hotel, it’s an all-suite resort. But whatever…even the smallest cheapo-cheapo suites here are 620 square-feet and fully kitted out with over-sized bathrooms, languorous balconies, and expansive kitchens. (last night I actually dreamt I found a way to smuggle the kitchen cabinets home in my carry-on luggage)
Suites start at $390 a night, which is about 40% off regular high-season rates for the Caribbean, but if you take advantage of a $450 Couples Escape they’ll upgrade you to an ocean view and throw in breakfast, a couples massage, and a romantic dinner in the fine dining restaurant, too.