[All bow to the awesome power of Carrie Bradshaw.]
It’s the much-fetishized bakery’s first foray outside of NYC – let alone the USA. And though it initially looked set to whip up a cupcake-crazed detente on a scale heretofore unimaginable (picture it: Christians, Jews, and Muslims coming together over a shared love of red velvet and buttercream) there’s one significant difference in Dubai’s kitchen – nothing is kosher. According to a company spokesman, “due to cultural sensitivities, only the US bakeries are kosher.”
Sorry, Shlomo: no pastel-colored icebox cake for you.
And no world peace for the rest of us.